Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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