Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
My vagina just recognized that song.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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