Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
As shirtless as possible
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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