My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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