i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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