The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
we have pet lesbian snakes
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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