hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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