Whod you bang
Non-Jews are for practice
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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