Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
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I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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