i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
