a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
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My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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