what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Randomize
