Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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