Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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