tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Can you bring me the toilet please
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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