please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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