Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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