My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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