fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
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Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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