I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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