You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Don't EVER smell your tampon
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
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