there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
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Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
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The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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