Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
