how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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