So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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