can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
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Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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