So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
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Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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