big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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