so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
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Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
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I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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