FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
