She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
What a dumb baby whore.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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