I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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