Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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