this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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