What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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