I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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