Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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