people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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