remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
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Lube is flammable
Who is this??
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
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My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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