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but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
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Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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