They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
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we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
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Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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