Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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