her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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