you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
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I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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