Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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