We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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