how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
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My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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