everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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