He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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