I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
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Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
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I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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