you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
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Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
We smell like vodka and hangover
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