You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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