it wasn't lemon gatorade
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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