I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
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I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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