SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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