Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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