i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
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You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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