It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
